egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

(via breadmaakesyoufat)

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disowns:

i fucking hate how i get attached so easily like i don’t understand. i meet someone new, find interest and BAM it’s like i can’t stop thinking about it. this needs to fucking stop

(via communistbakery)

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"Racism isn’t born, folks. It’s taught. I have a 2-year-old son. Know what he hates? Naps. End of list."
- Dennis Leary, 1992  (via thegayyestone)

(Source: thedaddycomplex, via victoriasfuckingsecrets)

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crockercrocs:

sir-laughsalot:

laughoutloudrightnow:

pizzaforpresident:

have you ever seen a chicken strip

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There are two kinds of people in this world.

(Source: coolator, via spoof)